19 May 2020

I realise that your review was over a year ago, and you may not read this; nevertheless in the case that you do, or someone else reads your review, please check your sources regarding ‘London Lady’ first off the line is Mersey Tunnel, and it has nothing to do with female Masturbation. It is a reference to engaging in sexual intercourse with a partner who’s ‘tunnel’ is so large that the ‘sausage’ fails to make contact with any of its constituent parts.