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The 70s gave us many great things: The tank top. Larry Grayson. The Wonder Woman TV series, starring the fabulous Lynda Carter. Compulsory bugger-grips for every adult male face. And then there was the music. Think 1970s pop and certain names immediately spring to mind. The Brotherhood of Man. Chicory Tip. Leo fucking Sayer. But, after a swift medicinal dose of gin with a lithium chaser, we can begin to think clearly about the truly great 70s albums, the ones which defined not just the decade but the ones that followed. Here's my top five. You may not agree - in fact, I hope you don't because I want to hear yours. Please type suggestions, corrections and foaming abuse in the box below. Ta.

1. David Bowie - Low (1977)

Having escaped the drug-induced nightmare of LA for Berlin with his sanity barely intact, his former Thin White Dukiness set about recuperating by riding bikes, growing a moustache and getting it on with transsexual performer Romy Haag. He also used his music as therapy, conducting open-ended recording sessions aided by the world's top session musicians along with the latest cutting edge electronic equipment, provided by sonic adventurer Brian Eno. The resulting album came as shock to his fans and record company alike (one American record exec allegedly offered to buy Bowie a house in LA if he'd scrap Low and record another Young Americans-style hit). Bowie stuck to his guns, of course, and because of that we have an album which symbolised a quantum leap forward in terms of what pop music could be, how it could sound and what it could say. It's the best album of the 70s. In fact, it's so good, it kick started the 80s three years early.

Defining Track: The gorgeous futuristic soul of 'Sound and Vision', on which Bowie explores his fragile mental state and need for isolation with a newfound tenderness. The single was a surprise hit and it's heavily processed drum sound would go on to dominate 80s pop.

Hidden Gem: 'Always Crashing in the Same Car' - a bleak but beautiful lament whose cryptic lyrics recount a coke-fried suicide attempt by Bowie.

2. Brian Eno - Here Come the Warm Jets (1973)

Booted out of Roxy Music for being too damn sexy (fact!), pasty, balding tranny Brian Peter George St John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno retaliated by recording perhaps the definitive art rock statement with debut solo album Here Come the Warm Jets. Barely able to play a note on any instrument, he communicated the sounds he wanted to the musicians he gathered (including axe legend Robert Fripp) via the means of interpretive dance. The result was engagingly witty and weird, full of barely-sensical flights of fancy and skewed takes on contemporary culture. The blueprint for every art school band, from Devo to Franz Ferdinand, lies here.

Defining Track: 'Baby's on Fire' - five-minutes-19-seconds of glam stomp gone weird on bad acid. The music has a bubbling, corrosive quality reflected in the bile of Eno's lyrics which, delivered in a hyper-camp whine surely borrowed from Bowie, seem to appraise a new pop sensation with unconcealed bitchiness. Sample lyric: "Photographers snip snap/ Take your time, she's only burning/ This kind of experience/ is necessary for her learning." Listen to it while thinking about every messed up, used and abused starlet from Britney to Amy Winehouse and feel the hairs on your neck prickle.

Hidden Gem: The flipside to 'Baby's on Fire' is 'Some of Them are Old', a seemingly bottomless well of sorrow for lost youth and/or escaped sanity. Based around mournful organ, choral harmonies and an outbreak of impossibly beautiful slide guitar, it's difficult to listen to this without going all funny inside.

3. Neu! - Neu! (1971)

The debut album by ex-Kraftwerk members Klaus Dinger and Michael Rother (kicked out for rocking too damn hard - fact!) is one of those records which grows more relevant with every passing year. The patented Neu! motorik sound is currently having a 'moment' thanks to bands such as The Horrors, Bear in Heaven and Plank!, but there's no substitute for the strange beauty and sonic inventiveness of the original and the Düsseldorf duo never topped this opening statement.

Defining Track: Ten-minute-long opener 'Hallogallo' sets down the Neu! blueprint with a deathless, driving rhythm while entrancing guitar melodies scud over the beat like clouds across a sunset.

Hidden Gem: 'Weißensee' - nearly seven minutes of soupy, looping guitar, trance-inducing drums and spacey effects. This is what early 70s experimental rock was all about, done better than anyone else could manage.

4. The Slits - Cut (1979)

If you buy only one punk album, make it Cut by The Slits - mainly because there's so much more to it than the 'punk' label suggests. Fascinated by reggae, the four Slits members (original drummer Palmolive left during the recording of Cut to join the equally fab The Raincoats) used it as a springboard to develop 'female' music - skittish, flighty, non-linier rhythms they felt broke free of constrained, rockist playing. The result is an explosion of feminism and fun, as anarchic as The Sex Pistols but far more sonically adventurous and intellectually challenging.

Defining Track: 'Typical Girls' summed up The Slits' ethos both musically and lyrically, flip-flopping between atonal churn and skipping pop beat while teenage singer Ari Up rips into decades of repressive cultural programming. Truly incendiary.

Hidden Gem: 'Shoplifting' perfectly captures the thrill of pilfering from a supermarket chain. The tracks ends with an almighty blood-curdling scream from Ari followed by the giggled confession "I pissed in my knickers." Sums up in less than two minutes everything that's great about being young, reckless and unwashed.

5. Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon (1973)

Radiohead eat your pampered little hearts out - this 1973 album is still the ultimate study of middleclass miserablism and repressed English angst. It's a dark record, full of madness (the first words uttered? "I've been mad for fucking years"), despair and a palpable sense of time slipping away. However, that's emolliated by some astoundingly beautiful music, from the slide guitar that opens 'Breathe' to the unparalleled soul vocal of Clare Torry on 'The Great Gig in the Sky', which is unfortunately why some people seem to think it's a good album to chill out to. It's not, but it is an album that understands every dark, desperate thought you've ever had and, in its own maudlin way, tries to let you know it's ok.

Defining Track: Early 70s rock was all about grandeur and scale, and it doesn't come any bigger than 'The Great Gig in the Sky'. Apparently, it's about dying, but singer Clare Torry's wordless wailing, sighing and cooing manages to summon images of death, birth and planet-shaking sex all at once. Torry later sued for royalties. Frankly, she should have got an OBE.

Hidden Gem: 'Any Colour You Like' - a loose-limbed, stoner instrumental is made into something thrillingly otherworldly by the deployment of undulating, trippy synth. As 'out there' as anything concurrent Krautrock bands were producing, and it still sounds incredible today.

(NB: Apologies to Alec Eiffel for the inclusion of Pink Floyd. I hope you're not too sick)

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bobdobelina

bobdobelina on Mon 26 Jul 2010 @ 20:11 said:

Now we're talking, my favourite decade and a top list, I couldn't fault any of these but my 5 would be slightly different. Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust..., Brian Eno - Here Come the Warm Jets, Faust - Faust IV, Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here and Lou Reed - Transformer. Although I'd have to squeeze Hunky Dory in there as well actually. I can't wait to compile the 70s year lists, awesome stuff.

soundbunny

soundbunny on Mon 26 Jul 2010 @ 20:20 said:

The first Faust album and Transformer could very easily have been here in place of any of the others (except Low).

amsegall

amsegall on Mon 26 Jul 2010 @ 20:35 said:

1) CAN - Tago Mago
2) Sly and the Family Stone - There's a Riot Going' On
3) Patti Smith - Horses
4) Television - Marquee Moon
5) The Clash - London Calling

Not made space for Sex Pistols, Led Zeppelin, Joni Mitchell, The Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd or The Ramones, or Blondie... Who needs the 60s, eh?

bobdobelina

bobdobelina on Mon 26 Jul 2010 @ 20:55 said:

Oh yes London Calling, took me a while to get into that but I've been listening to it a lot lately. PiL - Metal Box as well, best thing Lydon did. Funkadelic - Maggot Brain, James Brown - The Payback.

Alec Eiffel

Alec Eiffel on Tue 27 Jul 2010 @ 00:06 said:

Bleeurgh! I hate Pink Floyd!!!

Alec Eiffel

Alec Eiffel on Tue 27 Jul 2010 @ 00:27 said:

Oh, but apart from that, I agree. I do like Ziggy Stardust only slightly better than Low, and also London Calling. I would never argue with Eno or Neu! Excellent stuff.

soundbunny

soundbunny on Tue 27 Jul 2010 @ 09:30 said:

I think The Clash and PiL are massively over-rated but Can's another one that could've easily been in the list. I'd probably have gone for Ege Bamyasi myself.

bobdobelina

bobdobelina on Tue 27 Jul 2010 @ 11:07 said:

Nooo Rich, Metal Box was groundbreaking. I'd have agreed The Clash were over rated a few months back but I've changed my mind on that. I'd say Can's Future Days is easily their best. What about Throbbing Gristle - 20 Jazz Funk Greats? Persuasion is one of the scariest songs ever. You could argue that without Kraftwerk there would be no Low.

brownstone27

brownstone27 on Tue 27 Jul 2010 @ 12:35 said:

Here goes, my top five from the 70s;

1. Talking Heads- Fear of Music (1979)
2. Magazine- Real Life (1978)
3. David Bowie- Low (1977)
4. The Stooges- Raw Power (1973)
5. Gang of Four- Entertainment! (1979)

bobdobelina

bobdobelina on Tue 27 Jul 2010 @ 13:02 said:

Out of all of the decades we've covered, this is the only one where everyone's suggestions are all top albums.

soundbunny

soundbunny on Tue 27 Jul 2010 @ 13:33 said:

I can see why Metal Box was so highly rated at the time, since it was pretty much the first album to break out of the punk mold and incorporate lots of different influences like dub and disco and synths and everything, but so many of the tracks on it just sound like formless, repetitive, quite directionless jamming to me. It's like they found an interesting sound, hammered away at it for several minutes and then buggered off down the pub. According to Simon Reynolds's book Rip it Up, that is apparently how they recorded most of the album! Plus, John Lydon's singing gets on my tits.

Bowie's on record saying Neu! were more of an influence on Low than Kraftwerk, but obviously they were hugely influential on almost everything that followed them. Although (deep breath) I think Kraftwerk are over-rated too. I'm slaying so many scared cows today! Now, Tangerine Dream - there was a visionary band...

soundbunny

soundbunny on Tue 27 Jul 2010 @ 13:35 said:

And yeah, you've gotta have a bit of Throb Gris in there. Love the Gristle, man.

bobdobelina

bobdobelina on Tue 27 Jul 2010 @ 17:03 said:

I was holding back on my Tangerine Dream obsession. Phaedra and Rubycon, way ahead of their time and way ahead of Kraftwerk for that matter. Force Majeure and Stratosfear - prog heaven! I still like Kraftwerk though. Can I throw the Modern Lovers and Roxy Music's first album in there as well.

soundbunny

soundbunny on Wed 28 Jul 2010 @ 11:10 said:

Roxy Music's For Your Pleasure definitely belongs in any proper list of great 70s albums.

soundbunny

soundbunny on Thu 29 Jul 2010 @ 11:37 said:

Rubycon is another album which could easily be in there.

sidewalker

sidewalker on Thu 29 Jul 2010 @ 20:03 said:

top 5 70s: now theres a challenge. Slits - Cut, kraftwerk - transeurope express, gang of four - entertainment, stooges - fun house, Specials - Specials.

bobdobelina

bobdobelina on Thu 29 Jul 2010 @ 21:19 said:

Nice one Steve, still not a duff album mentioned on this list, the 70s was awesome.

VeronicaSawyerSmokes

VeronicaSawyerSmokes on Sat 31 Jul 2010 @ 15:03 said:

I still defy you, Mr. Morris, and state proudly that Queen had some great sounds in the 70s!! Queen II and A Day At The Races =

soundbunny

soundbunny on Sat 31 Jul 2010 @ 19:45 said:

No. On an unrelated note: you wanna review Fever to Tell? The review we got right now is from Amazon and you could so do a better one.

Disfordangerous

Disfordangerous on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 10:00 said:

I wish people will stop banging on about Pink Floyds' Dark Side Of The Moon. It's good but not that good. Ive got all their albums and Dark Side is no way their best. The Wall is far better and another album Obscured By Clouds is just as good!

Disfordangerous

Disfordangerous on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 10:08 said:

My top 5 are:

1) Gary Numan - Pleasure Principle
2) Pink Floyd - The Wall
3) Can - Tago Mago
4) Neu! - Neu 75
5) Kraftwerk - Radio Activity

Disfordangerous

Disfordangerous on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 10:09 said:

My top 5 are:

1) Gary Numan - Pleasure Principle
2) Pink Floyd - The Wall
3) Can - Tago Mago
4) Neu! - Neu 75
5) Kraftwerk - Radio Activity

soundbunny

soundbunny on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 13:19 said:

To be frank, I think we're being shamefully decadent when this one song by Marc Bolan knocks them all into a cocked hat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UamOgQTQgrw

bobdobelina

bobdobelina on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 13:34 said:

The Wall is an awful album. I find it really hard to make it all the way through. Dark Side of the Moon is great but Wish You Were Here is their best.

I'm getting a bit excited about the new Orb and Dave Gilmour album, on paper it sounds like heaven. Also the new Brian Eno album as it's on Warp.

soundbunny

soundbunny on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 13:54 said:

The Wall is dreadful apart from Another Brink in the Wall Part II, which is one of the greatest disco tunes of all time.

Disfordangerous

Disfordangerous on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 14:21 said:

How can you say The Wall is awful, granted it's long and takes a degree of patience but then again you're not forced to listen to the whole album every time you stick it on. Some of the songs are fantastic, Another Brick..., Comfortably Numb, Is There Anybody Out There, Mother and Young Lust. Yes there are a few fillers too, but hey that's just our opinions. Meddle is good too, only spoiled on the track Fearless by a recording of the Kop singing Y.N.W.A.

I'm surprised it's taken this long for an Orb/Gilmour collaboration. Although i hope it's mainly Orb with a Gilmour touch and not the other way round.

bobdobelina

bobdobelina on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 15:44 said:

Meddle is brilliant, it was the album that got me into Pink Floyd. Made even better for the sample of the Kop I have to say. Not sure why it's on there, I didn't know any of them were Liverpool fans.

I think it's mainly an Orb album based on Gilmour's guitar noodling.

sidewalker

sidewalker on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 17:00 said:

Must be me but Pink Floyd just completely washes over me as 'disappear up your own backside' noodling. I am the only one in the group of my mates that dislikes them. I just find it overrated, dull boring stoned to the hilt music. Feel better now for getting that off my chest!

soundbunny

soundbunny on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 17:06 said:

I do think Pink Floyd are massively over-rated but they're one of the first bands I ever got into. Have to admit, I don't listen to them much now though.

bobdobelina

bobdobelina on Wed 8 Sep 2010 @ 17:23 said:

I'm the same, all of my Floyd stuff is on vinyl so don't listen as much.

Disfordangerous

Disfordangerous on Thu 9 Sep 2010 @ 18:14 said:

I bought all Pink Floyd's albums on cd in hmv in the space of 2 weeks. They had a special offer on them in 2000 i think.

soundbunny

soundbunny on Thu 9 Sep 2010 @ 18:50 said:

Bob, if you've got Meddle on vinyl, try playing 'One of These Days' at twice the speed. It sounds like a lost Krautrock classic!

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